how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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