I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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