I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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