Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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