Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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