I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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