i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
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