They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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