He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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