Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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