If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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