She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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