OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Randomize
