i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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