Duck Duck Cougar?
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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