and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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