I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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