But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
