marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
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