Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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