i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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