I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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