I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
my liver is dry heaving
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