you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
not ubering you a puppy
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
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