Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
Randomize
