rhymes with "ouble enetration"
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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