This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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