This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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