You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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