i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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