at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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