i think my mom watched the whole time
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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