That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
that's an acceptable place to lick
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I don't deserve a penis
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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