I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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