There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Randomize
