Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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