i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
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