i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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