high people should be assigned attendants
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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