im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
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