CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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