Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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