hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
do nipples grow back?
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