we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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