My hair reeks of homosexuality.
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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