elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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