i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Randomize
