its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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