fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
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