I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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