You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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