i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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