What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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